Chose THREE of your OCs (Original Characters) - The good, the evil and the other guy:
-> Good : Dalek Jacob
-> Bad : Broot (ex night-shift Torchwood security Guard)
-> Ugly - ummm, I meant "The other (crazy) guy" : Dalek Caan
And make them answer the following fantastic elasic random silly scary questions of doom!
(Just be creative and make them talk to each other, for from now on - Wether they want it or not - They have to work and investigate together to survive this!)


1) An interviewer with a head made out of cheese appears in front of you three...
"Who are you, and what Universe are you from?"
Jacob: This one, as there is only one Universe
Broot: I hate to admit it but the ugly squid's right
Jacob: *gives Broot a headslap* Do not insult the Daleks!
Caan: *bursts into giggles* You've been told *giggles again
Broot: This is going to be a loooooong day.

2) "Who or what where your parents? Are you related to each other?
Yush, you look awful! Were your parents bro and sis or what?!"
Jacob: Daleks are not ugly, but technically Caan and I are related, as all Daleks are cloned. Kinda a disturbing thought knowing your related to something like that *points to Caan who's now sitting upside down for the hell of it*
Broot: I would die if I was related to a Dalek
Jacob: I wish you would. It'll make me happy.
Broot: SHUT IT, DALEK!!
Jacob: MAKE ME, HUMAN!!
Caan: *still upside down* They're just an embarrassment to be with.

3) The interviewer rolls his eyes in dismay. "What do you do for living? Can you three imagine to work together?"
Broot: Me? Work with Daleks? Never! And I'm not saying what job I have!
Jacob: He doesn't have one anymore. He has to go back to the Asylum after the interview.
Broot: You promised not to say
Jacob: I lied XD
Caan: I used to be a pest exterminator but I had to quit, when I burned some guy's house down who hired me. Dalek Sec is still made at me for that one.

4) "Aha - Very interesting *yawns* - Get to know each other by talking to each other about the weather!"
Jacob: I HATE the UK weather. It rains a lot and it's cold.
Broot: I love hot climates.
Jacob: At last. Something we agree with.
Caan: I can tell what the weather's going to be like as I look at the time vortex. It's my version of the internet
Jacob: What the weather going to be like tomorrow Caan?
Caan: Rain. All day.
Jacob: AH, CRAP!!
Broot: *sniggers*

5) Another interviewer appears - It's a sadistic laughing little dwarf.
"'*Nyahahahahahahaha!* What does your dress sense tell us about you?
How do your OCs find the dresses of their two fellow victims on this trip?"
Jacob: Dalek don't wear clothes. Why do you think we hate the cold?
Caan: I wear clothes. See?
Jacob: That's a scarf, Caan.
Caan: I don't care *blows raspberry at Jacob*
Broot: *laughs*
Jacob: Don't encourage him, human.

6) "Well... Do you have any friends?
Imaginative ones count too, who are they, and do they hurt your feelings often? *Nyahahahahahahaha!*"
Jacob: Linda's my friend.
Caan: They're more than friends now, aren't you Jacob?
Jacob: *blushes*
Broot: *horrified* You? And her? EWWWWWW!!!! Too much information!!!
Caan: *laughs hysterically*
Jacob: Can we changed the subject? Caan, who's your friend?
Caan: Patch. My little kitty cat. He's adorable. What about you, Human?
Broot: NO ONE LOVES ME!!!! *cries*
Jacob: I'm not surprised. You're evil.

7) The two interviewers disappear and I take over as the mysterious shadow from the 'Off' :
I shall stick you three into tight pink dresses and let you deliver a package at the "Blue Oyster" (An uber-clichee gay bar) ...
Give us a little insight of what happens!
Jacob: That pink dress didn't get as far as I did, as it doesn't fit Daleks. I delivered the package and the receiver tried chatting me up, but he stopped after I threatened to exterminate him.
Caan: The same thing happen to me with the pink dress, but some guy nicked mine though. I was also chatted up but I stayed long enough to get a free drink.
Broot: I...was...chatted up...by so...many guys! What is wrong with these people? Do I look gay, for Christ sake!!!
Jacob and Caan: *looks at Broot* In that pink dress, yes.
Broot: *screams* I forgot to take it off!!!!

8) Your evil OC kindnaps the good OC - What does "The Other Guy" do?
I will give "The Other Guy" a fish so he/she/it has something to use as gadget ^^
Caan: *Eats the fish raw, thinking it's a big sushi and watches Jacob and Broot fight*

9) What do you three guys want for X-Mas?
Santa Claus is standing right next to you - Feel free to talk to that big fat old guy in red ^^
Jacob: I would like a better hologram disguise. This dog one, Jack gave me is an embarrassment.
Broot: *taunts Jacob* Walkies?
Jacob: *curls up ones of his arms and punches Broot in the face
Broot: *out cold*
Caan: *pokes the unconscious Broot* You don't know your own strength, Jacob.
Jacob: Blame Broot. He did this to me!

10) Your evil guy invites for a BBQ - What do the other 2 bring along?
Jacob brings along, Linda, as neither trust Broot
Caan: Dalek Sec comes along, to keep Caan under control.
Jacob: *studies every thing on his and Linda's plate carefully with a microscope, for any poison that might have been added by Broot*

11) I send you three into [[Spider's Web: A Pig's Tale]] to watch it.
How can we imagine your OCs to behave? You shall get popcorn for free! Use it wisely ^^
Jacob and Broot: *screams in horror at the badly animated and the drugged up story*
Caan: *enjoys the movie* I like this.
Jacob: *hands the popcorn over to Caan* Here! Have all of it!
Caan: *eats it all in two seconds and hands the empty box back to Jacob* Thanks.
Jacob: You're welcome. *places the empty popcorn box over his head to avoid watching the movie*
Broot: How I envy you right now, Dalek. I'll probably be dead with burst blood vessels by the end of this movie.
Jacob: *muffled voice from the box* That's fine by me, human.

WARNING: Watch Spider's Web: A pig's tale if you dare [link]

12) I'll zap you right into the vast, cool endless-ness of the arctic tundra - What do you three guys do now, ha?
OMG! There's the black frost dancing around, and now he's coming for YOOOU!!!
Jacob: CRAP!!! I'll never get the warm weather do I?
Broot: Stop complaining! RUN!!!!!!
Caan: Coward!! The black frost is harmless *pets the black frost* There's a good boy.
Jacob: Has the universe always been this bonkers? Or am I being stupid?
Caan: It's always been like this.
Jacob: *sarcastically* Oh, joy.

14) Black Frost : "UUUUUGH! Who of you three little freaks farted?!" *disappears*
Jacob: Not me. And it can't be Broot. He's miles off now. Caan?
Caan: Yep. It was me. Must have been all that popcorn *sniffs* Yep. I can smell popcorn*
Jacob: That's disgusting!!!

15) I will offer you the chance to meet your great hero - But all of you three have just one choice, or rather, you three have to decide together for just ONE hero....
Jacob: As Broot not here at the moment, he doesn't count.
Jacob and Caan: *talks about it* We want to see Emperor Davros. He used to be our hero but he abandoned both of us. We demand a litle payback.
Genie: Granted.
Jacob and Caan: WOOOOOOOO!
Jacob: *beats up Davros*
Caan: Places multiple drawing pins on Davros life support chair when he takes his weekly bath.
Davros: ARRRRRGHHHHH!!!
Caan: VICTORY!!!! *does a victory dance*

16) Back from the tundra I'll beam you aboard a starship.
What do you do? And what starship do you think I chose for you? Go investigate!
Jacob: *looks around* Don't know it.
Caan: I DO! I DO!!
Broot: Me too.
Jacob: Well?
Caan: The Enterprise!!! *impersonates Dr. McCoy* "He's dead, Jim."
Broot: Oh, God! It's a trekkie!
Jacob: *confused*

17) Haaaa! The course of the ship is set towards the sun, the navigation control is locked, the main computer is down, and there's only one escape pod......
Caan: I'm staying here!! I will not abandon the Enterprise.
Broot and Jacob: Suit yourself, Caan. *they crams themselves into the escape pod*

18) You wake up, the warmth of the sun softly kisses your skin (or whatever you have as an exterior hull) and you find yourselfs in a lovely garden with flowers, birds, bees, old ladies feeding ducks, and all the other scary stuff of doom, go and explore it!
Jacob: What the hell is going on??!! HUMAN, did you put something in the food at the BBQ?
Broot: No, but it would explain what going on.
Caan: *Jumps in the pond for a swim* Jacob!! Why is the swimming pool so small?
Jacob: It's not a swimming pool. It's a pond.
Caan: Oh....*carries on swimming not caring about being in a pond*

19) You haven't had anything to eat since the BBQ so I decide to throw a package of candy into your direction ^^
*clutch* Go and fight for it!!!
Broot: YUM! I love those ones!
Jacob: If Broot like them I wont touch them.
Caan: *tries to get back to the shore to get the candy* I need my sugar rush!!!

20) The candy fights back, and tries to eat you for luch! RUN!
You find a tiny, half-rotten little garage where you can hide, but it's really, really, REALLY tight...
Jacob: Laughs as he watches Broot hides in the garage* I'm glad I didn't go for them.
Caan: Decides it's safer for him to stay in the water until the candy goes else where.

21) By stepping into the garage you return into your original universes - What lesson did you three learn today?
Jacob: I leant that the universe is completely bonkers and it isn't just Caan who is and that's depressing me right out. *takes a antidepressant*
Broot: I learnt that I hate Dalek even more than I used to.
Caan: I didn't learn anything.
Jacob: That's figures.
*Men turn up to Take Broot back to the asylum* Broot: Ohhhhhh!
Jacob: Bye-bye Broot *giggles*
Caan: *giggles too*

Stolen from here [link]